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Architecting
Reality. 
Velocity. 
Value. 

I don't just write code. I build commercial-grade software systems.
Leveraging AI to skip the drudgery and focus on the architecture.

The 10x Architect Philosophy

Some call it "Vibe Coding." I call it High-Velocity Architecture.

Traditional coding is 20% thinking and 80% typing syntax. I flip that ratio. By using AI as a force multiplier, I automate the implementation details to focus entirely on System Design, User Experience, and Business Logic.

The result? Weeks of development compressed into days, with cleaner code and fewer bugs.

Implementation Engine

Input: Complex Business Requirements
Output: Production-Ready Software

Project Archive

A selection of commercial and open-source software shipping to production.

LLM Capability Checker

Creator•Desktop Tool
Open Source

Desktop utility that benchmarks local hardware for AI model compatibility. 'Can Your PC Run It?' for LLMs.

Key Features
GPU VRAM & Bandwidth analysis
Model size compatibility matrix (7B to 70B)
Training vs Inference feasibility scores
Local hardware auditing
C#.NET 8Hardware Intrinsics
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LLM Usage Analyzer

Creator•Dev Tool
Open Source

Analytics tool for tracking and optimizing Large Language Model API usage and costs. Helps teams reduce AI spend.

Key Features
Real-time token usage tracking
Cost anomaly detection algorithms
Multi-model comparison metrics
Exportable usage reports
TypeScriptNode.jsOpenAI APIChart.js
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DocHarvester

Lead Architect•AI Platform
In Development

AI-powered document processing and knowledge extraction platform. Combines knowledge graphs with local LLMs for enterprise-grade analysis.

Key Features
Multi-format processing (PDF, DOCX, Markdown)
GraphRAG integration for entity relationship mapping
Hybrid AI: Local Ollama + OpenAI fallback
Vector-based semantic search
PythonFastAPINeo4jReact+2
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ConsignMate

Solo Developer•Mobile App
Live (App Store)

iOS inventory management system for consignment shops. Features AI visual search and real-time iCloud sync.

Key Features
4.9★ App Store Rating
Offline-first architecture with conflict resolution
Visual Search: CoreML image classification
Automated payout commission engine
SwiftSwiftUICoreMLCloudKit+1
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File Organizer X

Solo Developer•Desktop App
Live v1.0

Native Windows utility for automated file sorting. Zero-bloat, privacy-focused C# application.

Key Features
Drag-and-drop rule engine
Real-time file system monitoring (FileSystemWatcher)
1ms startup time (Native AOT)
Background processing service
C#WinUI 3.NET 6Windows API
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Random Llama Randomizer

Developer•Desktop App
Live v1.0

DOT-compliant drug testing selection software used by SMBs across 12 states.

Key Features
Cryptographically secure RNG
Audit trail generation for federal compliance
Multi-location employee database
Automated reporting engine
C#Windows FormsSQLiteEntity Framework
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Reel Excitement Charters

Full-Stack Dev•Web Platform
Production

Production booking platform for a fishing charter business. Handles scheduling, payments, and content.

Key Features
Real-time availability calendar
Captain's Portal for trip management
Headless CMS for easy content updates
SEO-optimized (100 Lighthouse Score)
Next.jsTypeScriptSanity CMSStripe+1
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Roblox Game Systems

Gameplay Engineer•Game Dev
Active

High-performance game frameworks for Roblox experiences. Focus on replication and data security.

Key Features
Secure client-server replication model
Custom monetization infrastructure
Optimized physics & rendering pipelines
Anti-exploit state validation
LuauRoblox StudioDataStore2Maid

Technical Arsenal

Next.js 15ReactTypeScriptPythonFastAPIC#.NET 8SwiftUIPostgreSQLNeo4jDockerTailwind CSSFramer MotionOpenAI APISanity CMS